I’m a winner!!!
So, I go 7-11 the other night while I was workin, and was offered the “winning” lottery ticket. So, I bought a quick pick. Just $1. So a few days later, I go and check the status of my ticket. Place it under the reader, and Lo and Behold I AM A WINNER!!!!! Holy Crap! That guy was fantastic! He actually sold me a winning ticket!
Total winnings after taxes=$2.00. Yup, I DOUBLED my money. Who’s sittin smug now bitches???
PS: I love Ramune.
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